Bestiality is gross! Its a Sin! and it pops my balloon!
sad dog's thoughts- rather be in a pound!
Gross man's thoughts- rather be doing a pig!
I find it hard to believe that its better than human on human sex!
Upset Boyfriend- I can't believe you're leaving me for a Platypus!
Gross Girlfriend- He is such a better lover!
Platypus's thoughts- Our sex is EPIC!
No exceptions! If you like bestiality you are disgusting!
Smiley Face- Well monkeys are just like humans!
So if some animal makes you an offer, just say no!
Brian Griffin- So we gonna do this or what?
Smart Lady- Um no, You're a F**king dog!