What Pops My Balloon! Orange Juice Pulp Comic!

 What really Pops my balloon is when you accidentally get Orange Juice with Pulp!
Screaming guy- Noooo! not the pulpy Orange Juice again!

I hate feeling the pulp on my tongue while trying to enjoy the  juice!

I know they sell Orange Juice without pulp but what kind of person prefers the kind with pulp!?

If you love the pulp so much just eat a F**king Orange!
Lazy Grown Man- Hey Mom! come peel this orange for me!

2 Original Comics for 25 Cents!

Thats Right! 2 of my original comics together in a mini book for sale for  25 cents. It includes The First Moron Comic and a longer version of The Magician comic. Contact me if you want 1 at gb9352@ymail.com. Til then I'll just be hitting the street selling them the old fashioned way!

Friendship Activated Comic!

This is a comic starring Me! I just ordered a Robuddy Robot-Friend and I'm trying to find a way to have fun with it!

 1st Panel
Me- The robuddy I ordered is finally here!
Robuddy- I am robuddy Introduction Completed
 2nd Panel
Me- Lets go get some pizza!
Robuddy- Does Not Compute! No Digestive System!

 3rd Panel
Me- Lets go swimming then
4th Panel
Robuddy-  ERROR! Water would cause Malfunction!
5th Panel
Me- Maybe you would be a good wingman!

 6th Panel
Me- Hello I'm Gerald!
Woman- hi
Robuddy- DESTROY! DESTROY!
7th Panel
Me- That didn't go well!
8th Panel
Robuddy- I detected a Slut!

 9th Panel
Me- Lets just go home and watch a marathon of Jersey Shore!
10th Panel
Robuddy- Self Destruct Activated!

The First Moron Returns Comic!

This is another First Moron Comic! This time the stupid CaveMan picks a fight with a T-Rex!


The Caveman- Ug Take That!


The T-Rex - LOUD ROAR!