What Pops My Balloon! Bestiality Comic!

 

Bestiality is gross! Its a Sin! and it pops my balloon!

sad dog's thoughts- rather be in a pound!

Gross man's thoughts- rather be doing a pig!

 

I find it hard to believe that its better than human on human sex!

Upset Boyfriend- I can't believe you're leaving me for a Platypus! 

Gross Girlfriend- He is such a better lover!

Platypus's thoughts- Our sex is EPIC!

 

No exceptions! If you like bestiality you are disgusting!

Smiley Face- Well monkeys are just like humans!

 

So if some animal makes you an offer, just say no!

Brian Griffin- So we gonna do this or what?

Smart Lady- Um no, You're a F**king dog!

Eye Can't See Comic!

 This is a comic about about.... Well you will see

Man on left side- Stop Staring at Me!

Man on right side- What are you talking about!? I don't have any eyes!

Man on right side- None of us have us have eyes!

Man on left side- Oh yeah... I forgot.

Man on right side- I bet you look so stupid right now!

Half And Half Comic!

This is a comic starring me! I'm working at a fast food restaurant called Sandwich Shack! I get confused about a drink order.

1st Panel

Female Customer- I would like a vegetarian sub add bacon and chicken! and a Arnold Palmer to drink

Me- You want to drink a guy?

2nd Panel

Female Customer-  Arnold Palmer the famous golfer

Me- So you want to drink a famous golfer!? Is this a joke?

3rd Panel

Female Customer- Its a drink mix! half tea half lemonade!

4th Panel

Me- Well Why didn't you just say that!?

5th Panel

Female Customer- Don't you get an attitude with me!

Me- Well don't try to order things using secret code!

6th Panel

Female Customer- Where I'm from everyone knows what an Arnold Palmer is! Therefore so should you!

7th Panel

Me- Well not everyone in the world knows that! Therefore you are being Annoying!

8th Panel

Female Customer- Just make my drink before I complain to your manager and get you fired!

9th Panel

Me- Fine lady here is your old famous golfer drink!

10th Panel

Female Customer- A Arnold Palmer is half and half! that is 49% tea 51% Lemonade Make It Again!

Me- F**K YOU!  

Update from the Artist!

Gerald Brown here "the Gerald in Gerald's Comics" Just saying I know there has not been many new comics posted this year so far. I been dealing with starting a new job and a bit of Writer's Block.  But I'm putting that heavy Writer's Block on my back so I can do writer's pushups with it! Then I will write, draw, and post new fresh funny comics and doodles through out the rest of the year!

Til then feel free to check out the comics already on here in case you haven't before or its just been a while. More coming soon! They will make you laugh and/or chuckle!

Publisher Comic!

This is a Doodle of a comic publisher being held hostage by me!

The Publisher- OK Gerald! I'll publish your comics. Just don't make me read them anymore!

What Pops My Balloon! Orange Juice Pulp Comic!

 What really Pops my balloon is when you accidentally get Orange Juice with Pulp!
Screaming guy- Noooo! not the pulpy Orange Juice again!

I hate feeling the pulp on my tongue while trying to enjoy the  juice!

I know they sell Orange Juice without pulp but what kind of person prefers the kind with pulp!?

If you love the pulp so much just eat a F**king Orange!
Lazy Grown Man- Hey Mom! come peel this orange for me!

2 Original Comics for 25 Cents!

Thats Right! 2 of my original comics together in a mini book for sale for  25 cents. It includes The First Moron Comic and a longer version of The Magician comic. Contact me if you want 1 at gb9352@ymail.com. Til then I'll just be hitting the street selling them the old fashioned way!

Friendship Activated Comic!

This is a comic starring Me! I just ordered a Robuddy Robot-Friend and I'm trying to find a way to have fun with it!

 1st Panel
Me- The robuddy I ordered is finally here!
Robuddy- I am robuddy Introduction Completed
 2nd Panel
Me- Lets go get some pizza!
Robuddy- Does Not Compute! No Digestive System!

 3rd Panel
Me- Lets go swimming then
4th Panel
Robuddy-  ERROR! Water would cause Malfunction!
5th Panel
Me- Maybe you would be a good wingman!

 6th Panel
Me- Hello I'm Gerald!
Woman- hi
Robuddy- DESTROY! DESTROY!
7th Panel
Me- That didn't go well!
8th Panel
Robuddy- I detected a Slut!

 9th Panel
Me- Lets just go home and watch a marathon of Jersey Shore!
10th Panel
Robuddy- Self Destruct Activated!