Friendship Activated Comic!

This is a comic starring Me! I just ordered a Robuddy Robot-Friend and I'm trying to find a way to have fun with it!

 1st Panel
Me- The robuddy I ordered is finally here!
Robuddy- I am robuddy Introduction Completed
 2nd Panel
Me- Lets go get some pizza!
Robuddy- Does Not Compute! No Digestive System!

 3rd Panel
Me- Lets go swimming then
4th Panel
Robuddy-  ERROR! Water would cause Malfunction!
5th Panel
Me- Maybe you would be a good wingman!

 6th Panel
Me- Hello I'm Gerald!
Woman- hi
Robuddy- DESTROY! DESTROY!
7th Panel
Me- That didn't go well!
8th Panel
Robuddy- I detected a Slut!

 9th Panel
Me- Lets just go home and watch a marathon of Jersey Shore!
10th Panel
Robuddy- Self Destruct Activated!